It's Friday - Smell the Love

Lets be blunt! Some animals smell better than others.

I know I shouldn't judge another God by the way they smell, but I can't help it. The smell of another male makes me uneasy. He could be an invader. Now the aroma of the bitches I see in the playgroup, man there's nothing better than that odor, gets my juices flowing, if you know what I mean. Some days, the reek of some bitches make me so horny, I'll just hump anything, man that feels good. "Love Stinks, Oh YEAH" I love that stink.

Those human guides we employ to take us from place to place, I know they smell funny, but its a good smell, until one of them start smelling like their afraid of us. They shouldn't do that, they give off the odor of food, and I know that they aren't food, but it just make me want to chase them down, it's like that aroma sets off the old cave wolf in me, chasing anything that smelled afraid, that's how they found food.

We have evolved from the ancient canines. We are a more civilized species now, we employ human servants to do the dirty work of hunting, preparing, and bring us food. I love when they smell playful and play "throw the ball" and "it's my rope" with us. We need to rise above the instincts of our wild cousins, and not judge any other animal by the way they smell, whether they smell like food, sex, or they have good, rotten stink. We worked hard to bring our species to the life of leisure we lead now. Lets not spoil our good life by acting on impulse anytime we get a whiff of a great aroma. Just enjoy the scent and think about the hard life our ancestors had, before we learned to control the hairless smelly humans.

To further evolve, lets study this: Cat Spelled Backwards Doesn't Spell God
(Oops! The link works now.)

This is Gus. "Gus was named after Augusta McCrae of Lonesome Dove fame. and like Augusta, he does have a way with the ladies" - Cat Spelled Backwards Doesn't Spell God - Jeff Selis

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