July 16, 2007

Love For Sale

I think I need to find a new line of work.

From Notes from THE RESISTANCE:

I have discovered a way to live life in a state of perpetual orgasmic ecstasy, unbothered by the cruel vagaries of life. It's perfectly legal, no drugs involved, no crazy meditation regimen, no change in diet or beliefs or lifestyle. It's healthy, no side effects, no hangover, just pure bliss round the clock, 24/7. Problem is, I can't articulate the secret method in words. There's no verbal way to demonstrate how I've achieved this state…………...

……. now for a limited time eligible women can receive my wisdom through special tantric exercises with me as their personal guru. After only ten, twenty sessions of intense hands-on nude full-contact sensual massage therapy ………….

10 comments:

Nancy Bee said...

HUH?

OK... ;-)

Sounds pretty intense to me..well for women anyways....

Depends who the guru is.. LOL

If the guru is you.. fine I'll join otherwise.. FORGET IT! Sounds a little too good to be true. Sorry, I've become very sceptical over the years. Needless to say my bad choices have gotten me to this point and I'll stick to my way of life... lol

LOVE YOU!
XOXOXOXOX

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Nancy, Its an obvious scam. I only a need a few women to fall for it. They're out there.

Of course, I'll be your personal guru. I don't know if it'll help you achieve a higher state of consciousness, but it'll help me in more ways than you know. ;)

Love You Too, XOXOXOXOXOXXXXXO

Peacechick Mary said...

Reminds me of an old joke: Guy working in the yard when bees get up his shorts and sting him repeatedly in the um, er penis. The penis swells to an enormous proportion and the man is barely able to get in his car and head to the local pharmacy. He staggers to the back; whips out his gigantic member and asks the lady pharmacist, "What can you give me for this?"

After consultation with her associate, another woman pharmacist, she sayd, "We'll give you $10,000 and the store."

Ha! Not that that would insure perpetual orgasms,....So what would we give for the above? Let me check my bank account.

azgoddess said...

haa haa haa haa - this is too good...and my friend, i bet you'd be great at this - if you can get past the scam part...smile

thanks for the earthship link - looks amazing!

Nancy Bee said...

Just let me know when the hands on guruing lessons begin... LOL

I'll be sure to sign up! ;-)

XOXOXOXOXO

supergirlest said...

LMAO!!!!!!! GO FOR IT, NICK!!!! :)

Pam said...

Whoo Hoo!! Sounds better than drugs, that's for sure!

Undeniable Liberal said...

Perpetual orgasmic exstacy? Somebody kiss me, hold me, carress me.....

MichaelBains said...

That's the great thing 'bout that scam: if you find just One Woman for whom it works, you'll both be set for life!

Good luck!

Mitch said...

I heard about a plumber who offers his 'services' while in the buff - I expect there is a call-out charge in case no plumbing work needs to be done!!