August 25, 2006

For a Friend

For a Friend. (Hoping to make you smile)

When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.

When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused - I will use little words.

When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.

"Why?" you may ask? Because you are my friend.


BBC said...

Ah,how sweet.

Cyndy Lu WHo said...

Tell me-- have you always been so full of yourself?

Cyndy Lu Who said...

I mean seriously-- do you ever stop to think maybe you only have half the picture? You risk looking stupid at best, unless you can afford to look stupid…

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

I love your comments, cyndy lu, yes, I'm very stupid.

Will you please look up the meaning of humor, satire and sarcasm. No one will tell me what they mean.

We all wake up each day and try not to look stupid, I fail everyday.

Of course I'm full of myself, who are you full of. (Oops, never mind, I don't want to know. It would be TMI).

-- Stoop Id

cyndy lu who said...

:P pthhhht!!