March 9, 2007

It's Friday - Smell the Love

Lets be blunt! Some animals smell better than others.

I know I shouldn't judge another God by the way they smell, but I can't help it. The smell of another male makes me uneasy. He could be an invader. Now the aroma of the bitches I see in the playgroup, man there's nothing better than that odor, gets my juices flowing, if you know what I mean. Some days, the reek of some bitches make me so horny, I'll just hump anything, man that feels good. "Love Stinks, Oh YEAH" I love that stink.

Those human guides we employ to take us from place to place, I know they smell funny, but its a good smell, until one of them start smelling like their afraid of us. They shouldn't do that, they give off the odor of food, and I know that they aren't food, but it just make me want to chase them down, it's like that aroma sets off the old cave wolf in me, chasing anything that smelled afraid, that's how they found food.

We have evolved from the ancient canines. We are a more civilized species now, we employ human servants to do the dirty work of hunting, preparing, and bring us food. I love when they smell playful and play "throw the ball" and "it's my rope" with us. We need to rise above the instincts of our wild cousins, and not judge any other animal by the way they smell, whether they smell like food, sex, or they have good, rotten stink. We worked hard to bring our species to the life of leisure we lead now. Lets not spoil our good life by acting on impulse anytime we get a whiff of a great aroma. Just enjoy the scent and think about the hard life our ancestors had, before we learned to control the hairless smelly humans.

To further evolve, lets study this: Cat Spelled Backwards Doesn't Spell God
(Oops! The link works now.)

This is Gus. "Gus was named after Augusta McCrae of Lonesome Dove fame. and like Augusta, he does have a way with the ladies" - Cat Spelled Backwards Doesn't Spell God - Jeff Selis



Anonymous said...

humm a little TMI.. ;-)

I don't care about our ancestors.. we need to smell good.... ;-) what ever mood we are in.. my nose is one of my most important senses I have..

Have a great weekend my friend!


Thank you for the great dog picts...

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Hi Nancy - I hope you'll be bloggin' again soon.

Dogs "see" better with their noses than with their eyes. It is how the identify others dogs, humans, animals, food, etc......... Thier eyesight is limited.

You have to smell it from a canine point of view.

Of course, you can always bathe me if I get too smelly. ;)


Anonymous said...

I have just finished praying Honey with Woof Cosmetics.. ;-)

My dogs can't smell like their own kind.. I'm sorry..but they need to smell GOOD!

Ok..I better go.. she's sneezing her head off!

Anonymous said...

Is that an invitation? ;-)

I accept... just let me know which bath to meet you at.... ;-)


Blueberry said...

A message from the Cats: Not only do you smell bad, but you spell bad too.

As for me, I did NOT approve that statement. Just passing it along.

Blueberry said...

And thinking back on human history, it wasn't that long ago that we could detect each other by scent (and I'm sure it still is true in some tribal cultures or cultures where bathing is less important). It's probably a positive evolutionary development that our noses are not as sensitive as a dog's.

azgoddess said...

nice blog pictures today...

and though i'm a cat person...i can accept that you believe, however mis-guided, that dogs are

it's just i'm not crazy about an animal that licks it's butt and wants to slobber kissess all over me..LOL

have a great weekend!

Anonymous said...

Believe me az.. I've been kissed by worse...

I'll take my dogs kisses any day.. at least I know that I'm cleaning their butts.. ;-)

I could add that we sometimes kiss worse too... and we don't know how it's been cleaned!!!

yes yes Nick.. I know.. TMI!

BBC said...

Lonesome Dove was great.

"Hey honey, how about a little poke?"


Malnurtured Snay said...

Dear Dog,

I know how to use a toilet. Plus I'm a rocket physicist. Suck it!

-Snay's Cats.

BBC said...

For the life of me, I can't figure out what your point is. If you even have one.

Some dogs smell good, some smell bad. Some pussy's smell good, some smell bad, but at least you can get them to take a douche.

I'm not into it at my age but I would rather stick my tongue in a smelly pussy than in a dogs ass. Just saying.

As long as you think dogs are God though, that explains why this world is still fucked up.

Because you don't want to take responsibility for being God.

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

"Broken hands on broken ploughs,
Broken treaties, broken vows,
Broken pipes, broken tools,
People bending broken rules.
Hound dog howling, bull frog croaking,
Everything is broken."