November 14, 2006


There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mails that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

The letter read:

"Dear God, I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check.

Next Sunday is Christmas, and I had invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?


The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.

By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read,

"Dear God,
How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those bastards at the Post Office.

Sincerely Yours


azgoddess said...

that's not bbc - fyi - chekc out the real bbc's blog to see

and i love your story...haa haa

niCk (Mem Beth) said...

Yeah. I realized that after I checked BBC's blog. Looks like someone is falling hard for him ;-)

He sure does have a way with the ladies, especially the crazy religous kooks.

BBC Its actually it is very flattering for you, someone is spending a lot of time trying to get your attention.

Anonymous said...

I loved the story.. I started reading and my eyes filled up.. and then the ending.. LOL Good one! Have a good nite Nick! X0X

pissed off patricia said...

LOL, good one and the ending was perfect.

BBC said...

That is one sick person isn't it?

Cute story. :-)

It sure stormed a lot here today.

Blueberry said...

moral of the story: playing God will not bring you satisfaction. heh heh.

Well, you can see why postal workers get a little pissed off sometimes. ;-)

Blueberry said...

Hey BBC-sicko-stalker dude: you are a nut case. You should seek some professional help.