November 16, 2006

He's mad at someone

It's the middle of the week, and I'm busy again. So I direct your attention to an older post of mine. You can thank Minou for reminding me of this past rant:

Mind Virus

G-d must have been mad at someone yesterday, it wasn't me.


All is OK here. The storms were close, but far enough away to limit the damage we had. These apartments are down the road a couple of miles. We only had flooding at my place.

The second picture was a skating rink and daycare center that was full of kids when the tornado hit. That's our Governor walking thru the debris.




And lastly, some humor, it's almost Friday:

The five best things to say if caught sleeping at your desk:

5. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."
4. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."
3. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."
2. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

The best thing to say if caught sleeping at your desk:

1. Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus' name, Amen."

4 comments:

azgoddess said...

wow - i didn't know you-all had bad weather...glad you're fine

love the link to your old 'virus' blog...great!

and as far as sleeping at my desk..i just close and lock the door -- the knocking always wakes me up...lol

BSB said...

Hi Nick aka Hick... ;-)

wow! that was quite some storm. I hope the kids were not injured. Poor things must have been frightened out of their minds!!

Flooding.. oufff that's still something.. hope you didn't have too much damage done to your home..

Over in Canada we complain about the snow but we rarely have storms that cause so much...

Glad you're ok... ;-)

I'll have to go over and take a look at Mind Virus.

Have a nice evening.. xoxox

P.S. I cleared the closet for you and BBC.. you can drop by anytime.. ;-)

BBC said...

Isn't she a little confused, Hick? (brother, make one little slip) It's her that gets the closet while we mess around with her puter. But we will take her out to dinner after to make up for it. The tabs on you of course. LOL

God hasn't got anything to do with what nature does, God is trying to figure out how to control nature.

Humor? OK.

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy
that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly
alternative," said
the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks
are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the
can up to your ear and count to 10"

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest tool in the shed but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a
beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count...

"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
(you'll love this......)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky,
Arkansas, Mississippi, Georgia, Missouri, West Virginia and parts of Washington DC

BSB said...

Dinner??? Really goody... ;-)

Where are my two favorite men taking me?

Let me know before because I need to fix my hair in order to look nice... LOL I couldn't resist this one... ;-)

Bye guys.. see you at dinner.. ;-)